crooklyn's smacks

Smacked dMo

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I TTT'd it for you=)

Smacked Snowman

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

My pic matches my mood. Thanks for the bday wishes.

Smacked notahater

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

LoL!

Smacked notahater

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I'm in Cali...

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Keep airbrushing the size in your jeans. Maybe somebody will believe you. I don't. And that comes from a girl who IS smaller than you. Sleep on that one Fatty Arbuckle.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

And you being 5 foot 2 only makes 1 small inch of difference, and you look like you ate a person Pebbles size and followed it with a cheesecake. You shouldn't look like you outweigh her by 35 lbs if you're only 1 inch shorter.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I stopped posting pics a while ago. See I know when I shouldn't be in front of a camera any more. You should definitely take a note or two from that book. And speaking of bleached and over processed hair...glass house Niecy. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house. I'm actually smaller than a size 4 these days, but it's not very attractive. You fail on that count. Miserably. As for hair, I call my bandana my hair now, so ya can't really get me on that one either. You saying that I sucked anyone, is pretty laughable at this point. You're the married girl, sending your nudes to everyone. I like the ones you've been sending to the boys here. The 2 guys that sent me the newer stuff of you (or maybe it's older, definitely not the stuff you sent me) makes you look even chubbier than the shit you sent me. We both know you're not going to watch tv. You're going to make up shit out of thin air, like the blowjob stuff, because you really can't get me on anything. I'm calling you out for exactly what you are. A fat whore. I can do that. Why? I could fit inside one of your pants legs, and I don't have sex anymore. Haven't in quite some time. Don't be mad because when you least expect it, I'm going to give you a really awesome coming out party Niecy. We'll see what everyone thinks then. I got copies of you're new stuff too=)

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

LMFAO @ you photoshopping the 1 out of your size 14 jeans. Pathetic Niecy...even bigger LOL @ you deleting the picture that you had posted on my profile because you knew you were busted. By the way, Pebbles is like a size 6, only 5 foot 3, and is tiny. You, not so much. Your arms need work girl. You said you airbrush your shit. Now I know why. So you can scam people into thinking you're a size 4. Maybe at a curtain barn you're a size 4, but not here. Not on this planet. One last laugh @ you actually taping that shit to your back. Man when I say jump, next time ask me where I want you to land. This has been a great night. Thanks for the entertainment monkey.

Smacked AOK

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Glad to hear it. See ya around the UG=)

Smacked AOK

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

No prob. How's your night going?

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Stop yapping and do what you say you're gonna do.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Stop yapping and do what you say you're gonna.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Just keep dancing Niecy. The hoops you're jumping through because I tell you to are simply the most entertainment I've had in minutes.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Just make sure it's you.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

And why is the pic of the chick IN the jeans from a different camera? Why are the ones from today all grainy and shit? Why not get your ass into the jeans where I can see you, with the sign you lovingly made for me? Put the jeans on, with them zipped and buttoned, then roll down the waistline for the tag to show and maybe tape the sign to your back!! LOFL!! Dance monkey!! Dance!!

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Again Niecy, I never claimed to be a spring chicken either. you like to put words in my mouth....you're still haggard and you're still old. Oh, and you're still a whore=)

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Niecy, how the hell am I supposed to know that's you???? LMFAO @ you rushing to squeeze your fatass fingers on the shutter button of your neighbor!!

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Watch this bitch??? Watch what?? You eat your way through a tray of oreos and still have room for dinner?

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Jealous????? Of you???? Put the glass pipe down Niecy. I'd pick someone in better shape and younger if I were inclined towards jealousy. Now that chick Chelle, the ring girl....that's a girl worthy of being jealous of. The only thing I would ever be jealous of you for is your ability to devour a value meal in under a minute.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Anf the recent pics...you look fat. Why lie? Are YOU feeling so insecure that you have to tell everyone you're a size 4 when in actuality, you can barely squeeze into a 10???

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I don't touch up anything Niecy. I've had people give me gifts of my photos under photoshop filters with backgrounds and shit, and I always keep the originals up next to them, so you fail there. They are even up on my myspace, originals, and photoshops. You're reaching. I've never felt the need to touch them up, because I don't give a shit if my pics look bad. And you are in no way, shape or form a size 4. Stop fucking lying tubby. I'm not insecure or tripping. I'm just telling you what is.....and what is, well you're a pig. That's what is.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I don't airbrush. That's pretty obvious in my pics. It's also obvious in the vids, which show 100% that I am not fat. They actually showcase a nice set of abs. And that was 20 months ago, before I got sick and dropped 25 lbs that I didn't need to lose. That was also before the boob job. I've never claimed to be perfect, pretty, etc. You have though. That's why I'm busting your ass. because you claim YOURSELF to be beautiful. You claim to be in shape. I'm looking at your current pics. At least the ones you TELL everyone are current. Now you're saying they're old. Hmmmmmm. Poses a bit of a quandry. The only thing I've ever said about my body, in comparison to yours, is that I'm not fat. That is truth. I never claimed perfection or anything near it. i don't even claim to be that fit anymore, because I'm dropping weight at a much too rapid clip. That's neither here nor there. You can bullshit your fans, but you're not fooling me at all. Size 4........I'm still laughing at that idiocy.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

You haven't seen a 4 since you were in diapers Niecy. Stop fronting. This isn't hating. It's an objective assesment. You're the only one lying here, and we both know you're not a size 4. I was thinking you were closer to a 9/10. And that's on a good day. Chemo is night kind to the physique, and my weight loss is not voluntary. I am not anorexic, and we both know that too. Keep showing everyone your claws. I am loving this. I want you to really get some blood. I really want the people to see who you are. If you weren't so out of shape, it would almost be a turn on.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

By the way, I told you I have attributed the comment errors to PE already, and that I no longer blame you. Some of mine are getting bumped and others are being duplicated also.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Again with the physical threats Niecy? Let's say this. If I were with your health, you wouldn't be kicking anything. You can put the bank on that. I am not thin because I want to be. You can also put the bank on that. I call things like I see em. You talk about all this weight lifting and fitness, but you aren't fit. You're chunky at best (although I lean towards caling you fat because of the flab), and don't have alot of tone going on. I've seen more of you than most have, and I can say this with authority. You keep coming with those threats though. I'd still tell you to your face what I think of you, sick or not. You come on down here when you're ready for a dose of reality.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

FYI......I never claimed beauty. Not once. I have never claimed to be anything. You are saying that. Not me. Just because I noticed that you're a fat fucking hog doesn't mean that I'm touting myself as some beauty queen. I am definitely not. I can call you fat though, because I'm not. So in that sense, it's fair of me to do so.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

LOL Niecy. Name one person that has actually touched me. Can you? I don't think you can. Sorry. Try again. And yeah, I call you fat because you are. I'm 5'10. I weigh a whopping 124 lbs. One of your hamhock thighs probably weighs that. I didn't delete your comment. I've left everyone of them up. Might be a system glitch because I'm noticing that they are posting several times each time the page is refreshed. Look at yours too. Several of mine are posting over and over. I will retract my accusation on you deleting it, because I don't think you did now. I know I didn't either. No need for me to delete one that wasn't nearly as foul as the ones that are going up now.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Some are even posted 4 times...

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Look at my smacks Niecy. Some of them are posted 2 and 3 times.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

My bad, the comment wasn't showing up so I figured you blocked me. I'll let that one go. I still think you're a cunt though, so you can sleep easy on that.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Difference in me and you=you're married. Like I said, I would not mind in the least if you post up my pics. FYI, I don't have scars. My tits are perfect. I paid through the nose for the plastic surgeon. You seemed to like it when you got it. I still have those e-mails want to meet up for that "special rendezvous." I don't need sympathy for the fact I have cancer. I know where I am in life. I know I don't have long. If you hadn't run your mouth about it, there would have been no need for me to address it. I never denied my being a bitch, and I certainly don't masquerade as some internet good faerie the way you do. You talk about me sending out naughties to people when you do exactly the same thing. Does your husband pick the nudes you send to the guys here too?

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

LOL!! You blocked me? Hahahaahha!! Weak.....

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

By the way, you reposted 3 times now the wrong comment. You really gotta get a grip on yourself. I bet your blood pressure is through the roof right now. Smile Niecy.....there's more to come=)

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

And no thank you on the "fuck you" offer. You are revolting, and I doubt I could get through the layers of fat without fucking puking.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

That's right Niecy, get it out. We both know that I never said shit about "to anyone's face." I said saying it "directly" to them Big difference in direct and to their face. If the situation were different, and I weren't in and out of the hospital with cancer, I would have no problem rolling your fat fucking ass. You know this, so you try to challenge me to some real life duel. Tell ya what. How about you come down here and and I'll be more than happy to tell you that you're a fucking cunt to your face. That you're a whore. That you get your kicks being a cock tease because your hubby must not be paying enough attention to you. I don't have to PM anyone. I'm ready to do it right here in a forum thread so everyone can see it. Repost your garbage. You're double posting everything anyway. I didn't delete shit. Must have gotten to you when I called you out on your lack of intelligence. Come on internet warrior. I wanna see you get so pissed that you show everyone the real you. You been hiding behind PMs for a while now. At least I have the balls to do this shit legit. LMMFAO @ you wanting to roll because I told you about yourself. You're a cunt and a whore. Plain and simple. When I die, I'll go knowing, very happily, that I told your sorry ass exactly what I think of you.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Let's see if you're willing to get banned from your precious home here. Come on. I'm ready. Are you?

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I hope to fuck that it was to edit that garbled fucking mess and put up something legible.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

You fucking deleted your post on my page??? WTF???

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Come on Niecy, lets do this in a forum thread so everyone can see. I'm so ready to gut your fucking ass. Let's go bitch. Put your money where your whore fucking mouth is. Let's do this now.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

No bitch, I don't come in here. I've been on for 3 days. Total. In the last 3 months. I have not been physically able to do the computer thing much anymore. I'm out of the hospital now though. I have come to do what I need to and then, I'll be complete. You are the liar, and you are the one that cut someone really decent off because she happened to post a thread about you. It was funny because you knew exactly what she meant. You were the first person to post. By the way, you didn't just flirt...I'll be putting that litlle gem up very soon. You're also an illiterate idiot, so please take a remedial English course of some kind. Your grasp on grammar is appalling, and cannot be attributed to typos. I don't get in bad moods anymore. I have great days everyday. I have a a group of people that care about me (contrary to what you may think), I've been doing some traveling, and even when I'm in the hospital, things aren't too bad. And I only have 4 people that are from this site that post on other forums that I post on. RVD, dMo, BB, and Pebbs. Deleting posts.....wrong. There was another admin on that day that was getting their ass handed to them. Ask them about it. Better yet, PE can track through deleted shit. Ask someone to pull the logs. I got nothing to hide. I'll ride up in here on my high horse every fucking day to get my kicks Niecy. I'm going to make sure everyone knows exactly what your sorry, 2 faced bitch ass is all about. By the way, those tanlines in that pic you sent me....very unflattering to the belly and thigh fat you got going on. I'm saving you for last for a reason. I intend to get myself banned when I let your shit hit. It's going to be awesome, and I will sit back and watch your shitty little house crumble. FYI, I have concrete proof you sent it, as well as others to at least 2 males on the site. Difference in me doing it and you? I'm not fucking married, you whore!!

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

No Niecy, you don't seem to get it. You walk around here like a lie. You run your mouth and have for a long time because we had a disagreement on what went down with Flex. See I got no problem with telling you right out in the open that I think you're a fake. You put out this sweet act, but you talk some filthy shit behind the scenes. You do some filthy shit behind the scenes too, and I have proof of that. You once asked me if I "really wanted to do this" with you. Let's fucking dance Niecy. I got no hate except for a few select people here. And it's not really hate. It's contempt for the people that don't have the balls to ante up and say directly to someone, what they run their mouths about in private. You got some nerve talking about honesty and all that shit in your posts. I'm fairly certain you wouldn't know that term if it smacked you in the face. Everyone is going to know where they stand with me. You "used to like me" LOFL. You only like people that kiss your ass and make you feel important. My heart isn't dark, it's like a crystal clear lake. Why? Because I'm getting everything out in the open, as it should be. I let my dark secrets out publicly, on my own. I didn't wait for any exposure by someone else. By the way, love the way you took a shot at me by discussing my health issue directly and publicly when I have told YOU especially, on numerous occassions that it bothers me. Your conniving way of getting one in eh? You "wish I had that life".....you have no idea how I live. By the way, I live very comfortably, probably just as comfortably as you, without working. I drive a brand new Lexus, live in a 2 story home in a very nice gated community, and don't have to work anymore. And I didn't have to marry someone to do it. I don't live off the state, I just managed my money correctly from the start. Real petty of you to try and insinuate that you live better than me though. Tsk tsk. God doesn't like a prideful woman. Your true colors are coming right on out Niecy. Kinda like how you stop speaking to certain people on this site for calling you out publicly on your petty bullshit, or how you once told someone that they wouldn't be welcome in your circle if they continued to associate with me. Why don't ya come on and tell me what you been running your fat fucking mouth about in private. Come on, I'm waiting. I got something special for you. I'm saving you for last. I got no problem telling you that I think you're a conniving, shit talking, 2 faced, evil bitch. You use this place as an ego boost because you have nothing to show for your life accomplishment wise other than marrying some poor fuck that can keep you in your current lifestyle and being Head Bitch In Charge of a failing forum. This place is your whole social construct. It cracks me up when I come in here to see you online almost fucking constantly. You never did break that addiction. You gather all your ammo Niecy. I'm coming full tilt... One last thing. Don't ever assume you know what I wish for. You haven't got a clue. I don't need an "excuse" to do anything. For me, this is something I'm doing because I want everyone to know exactly where they stand with me. Believe it or not, you were very important to me last year, until you pulled your high and mighty bullshit when Flex and I had our falling out. What's weird is that Flex and I have mended our fences, and talk regularly now. Go figure. You passing judgement on things that don't even concern you is your greatest downfall. You are not the hammer of justice, and God did not appoint you to be. You just got right up on your preachy fucking soapbox. Then you started running your flapper behind the scenes, and that's when I lost every ounce of respect for you. You're special Niecy. I'm going to enjoy you the most.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Like I said, you go around saying I don't matter here, so you shouldn't have a problem with anything I do. Funny how you don't have a fucking thing to say until you wanna know if someone is considering putting the bricks to you. I'll go ahead and put it out there Niecy. I'm on a limited timeframe in life. My clock is ticking, and it's running out fast. I'm not leaving until I square off my conscience. All my little dirty secrets are out on the net, far and wide, and I'm comfortable with engaging in strategic battle. There's NOTHING anyone can threaten me with to gain leverage with me. Everyone that is running their mouths behind my back, instead of directly to me....I'm coming for them. One by fucking one. Nothing is going to stop me.

Smacked NiecyLee

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

I was under the impression that things like this didn't matter to you. Change your mind lately?

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Host/Owner/psychopath=)

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

The Joker is my fave=)

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Thank you=) Anyone ever tell ya you look like a demented murderer with a genius level intellect?

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Um, go to myspace. There's probably 200 of them there. My website also has some there.

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Here, have a look at this thread=) You might find it entertaining. I intend to do much more of this to many more. I'll probably get banned, but alot of people are going down before I do. http://www.proelite.com/forums/12345/topics/149298

Smacked shanndogg

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

Hey cutie=)

Smacked escalante

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 18:20:22 PDT

No, I don't. There's alot of dumb fucks here that I'll be ripping to shreds. Feel free to join me=) And just so you know, I am female=) www.myspace.com/poisonnivy